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Sexy Hula Girl

Posted: Wednesday August 14 2013 @ 7:26am

Category: Videos

Okay, there's not even any nudity here. And she isn't really doing any hula.

But she is dressed up and sexy. (Although I would prefer chubbier, personally.)


Sexy Exotic Girl in a Hula skirt! by tiffanysexton34

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Ba-Ra-Ka!

Posted: Thursday August 08 2013 @ 1:01pm

Category: eBay Auctions

One place to find hula girl erotica is on eBay. One seller's name always shows up in any searches for nekkid hula girls,
Ba-Ra-Ka. He (she?) specializes in reproduction prints, usually of vintage nudes, often hula-themed. It's erotica, not porn. Still, I'm certainly not complaining about naked maidens.

I can't vouch for the quality of the actual items, as I've never bid on any.

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Welcome to Hula Girl Porn

Posted: Wednesday August 07 2013 @ 4:54pm

Category: Main

So, what's the idea with Hula Girl Porn? Well, let me tell you a story...

Years ago, I was doing a job in Honolulu. Every day, on the way to work, we passed an adult store called Backseat Betty's. (Don't bother looking for it; it's no longer there.) The store made me ponder whether there was a genre of porn oriented around hula girls. It seemed like a no-brainer to me. Dusky maidens in grass skirts and coconut-shell bras, suggestively shaking their hips? Yes please!

Towards the end of the job, we all started wondering whether Backseat Betty's had T-shirts with the store name and logo on them. So, on the last day, we pulled in, and I ran into the store. I found that they had once had shirts, but had long since ran out and never re-ordered more. I turned to go. Just before reaching the door, I turned back to the woman at the counter and asked Do you have hula girl porn? Is there even such a thing as hula girl porn? She shook her head sadly and replied Afraid not, honey.

Since then, I've looked for hula girl porn and found, well, none. On a lark, I registered the name HulaGirlPorn.com, just in case. More recently, the XXX domain came into being. During a domain name sale, I also grabbed HulaGirlPorn.xxx. (In order to do so, I had to actually join the porn sponsored community.) So I decided to set up this blog, as a resource for erotica oriented towards hula girls.

What sorts of resources? I don't really know. Links to videos. Links to photo sets. Links to eBay auctions. I might even post a few photos I've found here and there. Will there be actual porn? Yeah, if I can find some. So, y'know, if you don't like that, then don't follow the links. I'll be sure to describe link destinations.

Anything else? Oh, yeah, at some point I might stick ads on the blog. Not Google ads, as they don't allow their ads on sites with adult content. So I'm not at all sure what ad services are available. We'll see what happens.

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